Monday, July 14, 2008

I scream you scream we all pay for ice cream


I think it might be too early to write a blog, I think I read somewhere that blogging is like drinking, do it too early and you’re an addict, or something. I'm just not sure if I’ll get to it later so why not do it now? Today was a good accidental family day, it started off with me trying to fix my parents computer, failing, and with that much time already invested in family matters I figured "hey lets hang out". The majority of the day was spent with them, until the big pay off Dairy Queen! Small drive later I arrive to a critically overstaffed Dairy Queen Army. (defintly breaking some sort of fire code,) After a brief stand off my Dad works up the courage to step up to this Hot Eats militia, to order his Cool treats. After placing his and my sister’s order, he swiftly slips out his Gold plated visa (apparently a public sign that one has good credit ratings) and paid. Now realizing that ice cream no longer comes free in my branch of the Woodrow tree, I muster through my wallet for my humble Td emerald (which in reality should trump gold) Visa card, and paid for my blizzard. In the time it took for the cashier to process the transaction (much longer than it should of) I came up with a theory, that my father has read up on his psychology, and unconsciously decided this as his form of negative punishment for my failed efforts at fixing the computer. (B.F. Skinner) or maybe the Dairy Queen's Knights in shining red uniforms had threatened him and he was so scared that he completely forgot about me. Either way this seems to have some sort of lasting effect on me for the time being. (Sigmund Freud)


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