I have noticed that there is a plague that strikes any girl under the age of 18 and its public intoxication. Not just your average case of public intoxication, but the most obnoxious and socially fatal amounts of intoxication. These girls travel in packs, usually in threes and even the smallest whiff of vodka turns them into monsters of the night, turning a usual peaceful bus ride into one of misery and suicidal tendencies . Same thing happens every time, these make up layered, glitter gleaming, short skirt, cleavage bearing, eye soars (unless you are a pedophile of course) enter the bus with their war/mating call of "woooooooooo"(usually in a high pitch satanic frequency) bearing their weapons of cleverly disguised clear water bottles filled with a not so clear liquid.
Very much similar to if a group of black bears were to board the bus you cannot make eye contact with them, or else you will be fatally mauled and subjected to and endless marauding of mildly intrusive and flirtatious comments.
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"...oh so you worked at American apparel so that means you can help me take off this dress and put it back on a whole bunch of different ways" - desperate underage girl at bus stop
Heaven forbid the camera comes out, and they think you are a worthy candidate for a photo with them, just pray you are sitting next to an emergency exit and that you are next to soft grass.
So screw you, you miley cyrus listening, vodka drinking demons of Saturday nights. (But not literally, again unless you are a pedophile and maybe enough of them might keep some of the sisterhood of the travelling miniskirts away from public transit.) one can only hope.
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