Halo Vs.The Stittsville Stoners

Ok so picture 45 minutes away from any major city's downtown (driving) or wherever the farmers fields increase and the bus routes decrese, that is Stittsville. This is where i live. One day last week i was about an hour into my hour and fifteen minute bus ride, when the moon shifted a little too close to the earth a sucked a few of the remaining genomes out of these two kids. Which in turn possesed them to throw a very large rock at the bus drivers window. Unfortunatly the neuron that gives you the ability to aim was left intact and a large rock smashed the window and sent glass everywhere. The first words from a quite disheveled man after the glass settles is "Come on man i just want to go home and play Halo." but i supose his wish was not granted, as another rock struck the bus a moment later. The bus then pulled over to wait for police and i watch how this incident then changed everyone on the bus. Suddenly acting as if everyone has known each other for years and instantly became good friends. We all waited for the police to come, telling jokes and laughing. (This apparently has happened 4 times already) Moral of the story is, you can break tension with a rock, so next time you are at a party and you don't know anyone there, throw a rock through the window everyone will be sure to talk to you. It seems everyone went home happy to Halo and new friends that night.
Till next time, thank you Stittsville Stoners, i now see that you were only trying to help.