Never in my life have i seen a group so idiotic, and so irrational till i viewed the movie The Mist. The characters are all right at par with the director, writer, producer, and even the camera man can get in on this, and that is insanely retarded. There must have been something in the air (pun intended) in the writers room that day in Darkwoods Productions, that took over there bodies and made them decide to take a Steven King novel (a best seller one can only assume) and rape it (prison style) with a B movie.
COMEDY: /ˈkɒmɪdi/[kom-i-dee] noun, plural -dies.
1. THE MIST
The Mist = comedy for i cannot see it any other way. With the characters constant overreactions at every danger, where they would suddenly lose a massive amount of brains cell that would shut off natural reactions, such as running, or for that matter simple blocking,or ducking and instead left the characters with only with the ability to stand still and scream at danger until death for came them. With characters so annoying that i began to become jealous that "the mist" was the one that got to kill them instead of I. I prayed for an ending
(MOVIE ENDING SPOILER COMING UP SO IF PLANNING ON VIEW THIS TRASH BIN OF A MOVIE AND ACTUALLY CARING DON'T FINISH READING THIS... )
that came with a bang (again pun intended) the main character decided it was best to euthanize everyone in the car trying to escape (including his son) when all hope looked lost, where if he spent a moment thinking about anything he would have seen that the military had just arrived to clear the mist. LAME.
I rate this movie two thumbs up Steven Kings ass, sorry about the rape buddy.
nothingness consciousness.
15 years ago
2 comments:
the mist is a great movie. so funny.
you should make a movie review blog.
would anyone read it?
no. noone reads our blogs :)
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