Monday, September 8, 2008

Colour In The Lines

So today, all of the ignorance remaining in the deep southern states of the U.S. migrated up to Canada today, and possesed the body of one unfortunate (white) old man. This man in a line for Tim Hortons fix, begins to order his various items, looks up at the donut racks and pauses for a second the goes. "I'll take some of them coloured tim bits up there" A very rightfull reply from the cashier going. "Sorry?" Mr. Ignorace responds unfazed with. " " I said give me some of those chocolate glazed tim bits."

It was almost like Tim Hortons decided to make some trademark Tim Bits named Nero Glazed, and he was too afraid to afraid that, it would be offencive, so the only other word he could think of to decrive, a brown/black colour , was coloured.

Hopefully he doesn't get to much of that colour all over himself, i heard the klu klux klan doesn't take to kindly to that.


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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Homeward Bound




I JUST CAN'T WAIT
TO GET OUT OF THIS
CITY.